Part of Your Balanced Breakfast
No, you don’t need to do a double-take. That’s not cereal.

Cheez-its + heavy whipping cream: part of your complete, balanced breakfast — if by “balanced” you mean “salty, fattening, and cheesy.”
I told my old roommate that I was going to eat this, and here’s what she had to say:
salt + milk = NO
EW
EW NO BAD
Standard.
You know, as much as I love cheese, I don’t think I’d have the balls to try it.
I repeat my earlier comment:
EW NO BAD.
I don’t know why I’ve never thought of this.
I think I’ll try this, but with garlic and cheese croutons.
In addition to the Cheez-its, or instead of them?