I don’t update much, do I?

This blog is really just for the foods that aren’t appropriate for my regular foodblog — things that would make my mother tell me I’m going to have a heart attack at age 25. Most of the time, I make things that people with a normal palate would enjoy eating. You can find them here.

Part of Your Balanced Breakfast

No, you don’t need to do a double-take. That’s not cereal.

Cheez-its + heavy whipping cream: part of your complete, balanced breakfast — if by “balanced” you mean “salty, fattening, and cheesy.”

I told my old roommate that I was going to eat this, and here’s what she had to say:

salt + milk = NO
EW
EW NO BAD

Standard.

Sloppy Joe, Slop Slop Sloppy Joe

Sloppy Joe, meet Krispy Kreme. I promise, you’ll be great friends.

It was incredibly tasty. In case you were wondering.

Shh! Don’t Tell The Foodies

This is not your typical food blog. You won’t find haute cuisine here. You probably won’t even find food that most people would eat. But that doesn’t mean it’s not delicious!